wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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