I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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