I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?