Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy