And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's shark week go big or go home
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"