shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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