is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
3 2 1 whiskey
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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