why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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