I look better un-naked...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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