At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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