I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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