It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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