I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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