Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need to calm my uterus...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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