I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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