His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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