i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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