I wanna passion pit in your ass
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
no you cant smoke seaweed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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