Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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