p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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