you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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