I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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