Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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