I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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