I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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