love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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