he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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