I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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