Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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