Its about making memories worth repressing
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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