Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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