No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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