....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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