I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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