Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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