Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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