The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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