There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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