That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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