my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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