did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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