Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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