I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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