I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
