We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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