I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
