i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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