Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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