I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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