Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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