Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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