So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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