god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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