I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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