So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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