Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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