Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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